Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
