i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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