Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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