You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
sex in a hospital.. check
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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