CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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