just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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