Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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