This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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