I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
