Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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