So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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