i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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