This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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