Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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