okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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