This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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