hell yes lets make some ravioli
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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