Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize