ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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