we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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