Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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