yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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