well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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