My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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