didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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