i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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