I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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