Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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