5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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