Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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