Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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