yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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