at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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