I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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