he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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