So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Randomize