Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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