the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
