at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
