So drunk its hurt
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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