At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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