he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
MIDGETS
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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