just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
