on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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