Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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