New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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