So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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