what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
please come you make the beer taste better
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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