your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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