The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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