oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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