it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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