sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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