Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
