I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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