I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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