I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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